And now, for your extended forecast: "Foooorrrcaaaasssstt"

Don't knock the weather; nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in awhile!

Probably the last completely accurate forecast was when God told Noah there was a 100 percent chance of precipitation.

If you see a heat wave, should you wave back?

It was raining cats and dogs one day last week, and I almost stepped into a poodle!

A newcomer to Seattle arrives on a rainy day. He gets up the next day and it's raining. It also rains the day after that, and the day after that. He goes out to lunch and sees a young kid and asks in despair, "Hey kid, does it ever stop raining around here?" The kid says, "How do I know? I'm only 6."

Rejected Titles for the Movie "Twister"
"Totally Gone With the Wind"
"Boys on the Side -- Of My Barn"
"Schindler's Twist"
"Field of Debris"
"Dead Man Flying"
"One House Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
"The Splintered Bridges of Madison County"
"Wizard of Oz II: The Search for Toto"
"Four Weddings & A Funnel"
"Indiana Jones and the Trailer Park of Doom"
"Roofless in Seattle"
"Mad Max 3 - Way Beyond Thunderdome"
"All Men Are Flyers"
"Around the State in Eighty Minutes"

Q. What's the difference between 'weather' and 'climate'?
A. You can 't 'weather' a tree, but you can 'climate'!

Did you hear about the weather forecaster who quit her job after making a wrong forecast?
She said the weather didn't agree with her!

Ma: How hot was the summer of 1980?
Pa: It was so hot that people took turns sitting in each other's shadows.

Ma: How hot was Chicago in the summer of 1995?
Pa: It was so hot that your tongue got sunburned every time you spoke!

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