Now that we threw Andy Fastow in jail,
And will do same thing to Lea without fail
We must get started with Ken Lay right now
Jeff Skilling will follow suit anyhow.

Ten years for Andy Fastow is too small
Six months for wife is a joke after all
Says she has to take care of kiddies first
That excuse by far is perhaps the worst.

That leaves one hope, though, for Andy Fastow
That by his return she’ll be gone somehow;
Boys will have completed high school and gone
And started jobs as drug dealers for one.

If I were Lay, I would start to worry
And go to the drug store in a hurry,
And I'll stock up on packets of "Depend"
Just in case I will have an accident.

Skilling! You may want to do the same thing
Soap on a rope is not such a bad thing;
You are the kind of guy Shawshank would need
And that is just fine for a crook indeed.

Don't get me wrong, this is only the tip
Of the iceberg, so let us take the trip;
Need to put more people in the slammer
And hit them on top of head with hammer.

Who else? I cannot remember right now
There are so many more, I know somehow;
Need one jail just for mutual funds people
They too stole from American people.

Name that comes to mind is Martha Stuart
Who was reason for demise of K-Mart;
Wall Street is filled with people like Grasso
Hand cuffs may not work, but use a lasso.

Speaking of Depend, I made a mistake
Elvis was born in August, did I take;
I later found that it was a mistake
For which I am willing to amends make.

I know, since they played songs on N-P-R
Most songs were totally bad as they are;
Mike Jackson, however, sang some good songs,
But they finally got him for his wrongs.

I also know it’s him from the sideburn
Which grew on Presley’s face like a big fern;
It looked like the carpenter’s wide chisel
Drugs, though, were the cause for him to fizzle!

Elv was really born in January
Although I’m unsure if February;
March is totally out of the question
Heck!, I cannot get this last line to rhyme!

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