A man talks to his psychiatrist and says: “Doctor, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye, every time I drink my coffee.†The doctor replies: “Well, have you tried taking the spoon out before drinking?â€
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A guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress: “How much is the coffee?†“Five dollars†answers the waitress. “How about a refill, how much is it†the man asks. “The refill is free, “says the waitress. “Then I’ll take two refills!†the guy replies.
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I take life one cup at a time. This keeps me focused.
When I got to the office, the kitchen room was filled with familiar aromas. I had a strong feeling of “Deja Brewâ€. Oh no, I was late, I was going to suffer in silence drinking yet another cup of poorly brewed coffee.
I looked at the coffee pot and it looked very sad. I thought it was trying to tell me something. You must be thinking I'm crazy, but all that sadness was expressed in these two words: “Pour me!â€
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