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03/27/2019
Q: What did the rug say to the floor? Eccentric Professor An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist." Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute. Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?"
A: Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!
“Good morning,†said the young man. “If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.â€
“Get lost!†said the old lady. “I haven’t got any money†and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
“Don’t be too hasty!†he said. “Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.†And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure all over her hallway carpet.
“If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this mess from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
“Well,†she said, “I hope you’ve got a good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning.â€
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