VALENTINE”S DAY GIFT IDEA FOR OUR FAVORITE CELEBS

Janet Jackson – A break! C’mon folks, let it go…give the girl a break, at least she is in excellent shape!

Hrithik Roshan – A hit! Super hit bhi chalega.

Dubya – Truth Serum??

Saif Khan – Chocolates and all things Sweet.

50 Cent – A Grammy! For crying out loud…

Martha Stewart – Another insider tip on how to wriggle out of this mess.

Amitabh Bacchan – Gilette Mach-3

Ashton Kucher –Dame Edna, boxed and wrapped.

Justin Timberlake – Nada. Just take away his Grammy.

Ben Kingsley – An OSCAR!

Shah Rukh Khan – Botox shots ( to limit the twitching and facial writhing)

Jaya Bacchan – Retirement! Puhlease!!!!


Karan Johar – Timer and stop clock to aid in editing.

Adnan Sami – Battery Acid for gargling and Rod Stewart CDs.

For the Gay couples in MA – The right to marry.

Laloo and Rabri Prasad yadav – The title of ‘Coolest Couple in India’

Art Garfunkel – Breath Analyzer, bail money.

Cupid - A clout on the head.

The Pats - HEARTS and SOULS

Beyonce - Aishwarya's crown

President Chandrika Kumaratunga and Prime Minister Mr Ranil Wickramasinghe – Give Peace a Chance poster.

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