For most of us desis Love comes right after marriage not the other way around, so here are some jokes on marriage and being married. Some pre Valentine's day jest if you may.

How old am I?

Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.
Setu’s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband - "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Setu replied,...
"Judging from your skin, twenty;
your hair, eighteen;
and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Setu his reward, he stops her by saying...
"WHOA, hold on there sweetie!" Setu interrupted.
"I haven't added them up yet!"

Genie
One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.
"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job -- a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."
"Poof!" said the genie. "You're a housewife."

Some cases we’d like to share with you…
#CASE 1
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
#CASE 2
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
#CASE 3
Before a man is married, he is incomplete.
Then when he is married, he is finished.
#CASE 4
Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status.
#CASE 5
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."
#CASE 6
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."
#CASE 7
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take;
the wife gives and the husband takes.
#CASE 8
When a newly married man/woman looks happy, we know why.
But, when a ten-year married man/woman looks happy, we wonder why. Affair?
#CASE 9
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
#CASE 10
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
#CASE 11
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified :
"Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters.
They all said the same thing "You can have mine."
#CASE 12
A woman was telling her friend: "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied, "A multimillionaire

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