A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.
"That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened."...................................................What sort of cakes do snowmen like? The ones with thick icingWhat do you call a snowman on rollerblades? A snowmobile.What do you call an old snowman? Water!What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
What is in lunch on Christmas Day for snowmen? Answer: Icebergers
How do snowmen travel around?
Answer: By icicle!
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