I'm a wine enthusiast, the more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become.

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Winorexia

No matter how full your glass, you believe it's not full enough.

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A Wife Sends Her Husband to a Grocery Store:

"And don't forget to buy the milk, do you hear me?!"

"I hear you..."

"And take the low fat one, don't mix up!"

"Take it easy, I won't..."

"And don't buy wine instead, like you did the last time, do you remember?!"

"Of course I remember..."

"And no beer, like the time before that, understand?!"

"I do, I do...."

"Well, go then!"

... Ten minutes later in the grocery store:

"What did she tell me to buy - was it wine or beer? Oh, well, I'll better take both, just in case."