Time Saver
Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Property Manager: That's great; I'll take two of them.
Raise
"I need a raise in my commission," the real estate agent said to his manager. "There are three other companies after me." "Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?" "The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company."
Competition
A small real estate broker was dismayed when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST AGENTS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST COMMISSIONS. The small real estate broker panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own brokerage-it read... MAIN ENTRANCE.
Shoe Store
Two real estate agents decided to start a new career to sell shoe. The two real estate agents go to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one real estate agent said, "I’m returning on the next flight.
Can’t sell shoes here. Everybody goes barefoot." At the same time the other real estate agent sent an email to the factory, telling "The prospects are unlimited. Nobody wears shoes here!"
Job Well Done
Seller to Agent: You’ve done such a great job describing my house in your real estate listing that I’ve decided to keep it!
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