Laugh A While

Laugh A While - Jokes

12/15/2016

Two actors-Santa Clauses talk:
- Would you come and congratulate my family during this Christmas?
- Why can't you do that yourself?
- I charge a lot...

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A Week before the Christmas. Peter wrote a letter to Santa Claus and threw it in
the mail box. Postmen got letter and do not know where to send it so opened and read: "Dear Santa Claus, this Christmas I'd love to get a teddy bear, a construction and water-based paints".
Postmen were not happy, because there is no Santa Claus and Peter will receive no gift. They decided to gather some money, buy and send Peter gifts, he has asked in his letter. But it happened that they got enough money for teddy and constructor, but not enough for paints. They decided to send Peter incomplete package with only two gifts.
The day after Christmas Peter again wrote a letter to Santa and the postmen
opened and read: "Dear Santa Claus, thank you for the wonderful teddy bear
and constructor! Unfortunately, I did not get water-based paints. Probably the
postmen have stolen it".
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Here is your Christmas present! - said father giving the guitar to his son.
- Thank you!
But wait, why it has no strings?!
- Not everything at once, my son, learn to play at first and then we'll buy the strings...

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A new Russian decides to visit his home town. But when he drives in the town, the tire of his new Mercedes goes flat. He stops and decides to change it himself. He starts taking the wheel off while notices his friend from the school who became an alcoholic, has no teeth anymore... The guy approaches the new Russian and asks:
- Vadim, is that you?
- Yes it's me, hi Dmitrij.
- What are you doing here?
- I'm trying to take the wheel off.
Dmitrij takes a stone, throws it to the a window of the car and breaks it. And says:
- Good, you take the wheel and I will take care of the radio set...

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