Map ReadingTravel Agent Jokes

A Senior  Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we booked for him. I asked for details of what was wrong with the hotel in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, 'Don't lie to me. I am looking at the map, and Florida is a very thin state!!!'

Bad Hair Day

A  Congresswoman asked me to book her an aisle seat on the airplane.  She did not want her hair to get messed up by being near the window.

More Map Reading

I got a call from a Lawmaker's wife who asked, 'Is it possible to see England from Canada?'  I said, 'No.' She said, 'But they look so close on the map.'

Big Airport in Texas

An Aide for a cabinet member once called and asked if they could rent a car in Dallas.  When I looked at the reservation, I noticed that they only had a one-hour stop-over Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car for just an hour, he said, 'I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between the gates to save time.