One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said, "Daddy, you're the boss, aren't you?" Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. The little girl continued "That's because Mummy put you in charge, right?"

"Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?"
"But I've given you 10 glasses of water already!"
"Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"

Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
Science student: When my father sees my report card!

Son: For £20, I’ll be good.
Dad: Oh, yeah?  When I was your age, I was good for nothing.

Dad: You’ll never amount to anything because you procrastinate.
Son: Oh yeah? Just you wait!

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