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01/14/2016

1. I heard the new auto body shop that opened comes highly wreck-a-mended.

2. I could not pull out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan.


3. Drivers who speed in the snow often find themselves adrift.

4. An electrician claimed that his truck was a volts wagon.

5. Yesterday I rode my bike twice, I guess that makes me a recycler.

6. Ever since my mineral extraction facility was converted to parking, I've had a lot on my mine.

7. I tried to learn how to drive a stick shift but couldn't locate the manual.

8. We almost got creamed by a milk truck. I was udderly terrified.

9. I keep falling off my bike, but I just get right back on it and ride. I'm a firm believer in re-cycling.

10. My friend and I are going to ride our bikes to a house party because I don't think we could handle bars.



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