Father Henry was planning a wedding at the close of the morning service.  After the benediction Father Henry had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation. For the life of him, he couldn't think of the names of those who were to be married.

'Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?'  Father Henry requested.

Immediately; nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers, and six single men stepped to the front.

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The Wedding Preparation

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Devon, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemists. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The chemist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Chemist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Chemist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

Chemist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Chemist: "Absolutely.."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Chemist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Chemist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "In that case, we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list."

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6 Million Dollar Question

Married for many years, Paul had been ignored by his wife, Liz, for some days, so eventually he confronted her with what he perceived as the problem.

'Come on Liz, admit it,' he ranted, 'You only married me because my granddad left me $6 million, didn't you?'

'You really are silly, Paul,' retorted Liz loudly, 'I couldn't care less who left it to you.'