An Indian guy named "Anantraman Subbaraman " arrived at the New York airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hours for the authorities to call his name.
He got fed up and went to them and asked why they haven't called his name yet. They said that they have been calling him for the last 2 hours as "Anotherman Superman", but nobody was replying."
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An Indian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow
$5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for
such a loan, so the man hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on
the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank,
agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the
Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.Two weeks
later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow
$5,000?" The Indian replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"
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Gyani went to the US & had a meeting with Reagan. Reagan said, "I want to show you the advancement in technology in USA. Come with me."
Reagan takes him in a deep forest and says. "Dig the ground." Zail Singh digs. Reagan says, "More, more, more?"
Zail Singh has now reached a 100 feet.
Reagan says, "So now, did you find anything?"
Zail Singh, "I got a wire!"
Reagan says, "You see, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to
have telephones!"
Zail Singh was very frustrated and he invited Reagan to India. In India GyaniJi says, "Now I want to show you the advancement in India!"
He takes Reagan to a forest and ask him to dig.
After some time GyaniJi says, "More. .. more... more!"
Reagan has now reached almost 400 feet.
Zail Singh says, "Find anything?"
Reagan tries but finds nothing, "Nothing here!"
GyaniJi says, "You see even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS!"
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