In A Nursery School Canteen,
There Was A Basket Of Apples With A Notice Written Over It:
â€Do Not Take More Than One, God Is Watchingâ€
On The Other Counter There Was A Box Of Chocolates,
A Small Child Went & Wrote On It
“Take As Many As You Want, God Is Busy Watching The Apples……..
Politician to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!
“The woman replied, “Thanks, but unfortunately I could not
say the same about you. “Sure you could!!†said the politician
, “if you could lie as well as I do!â€